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Israel deployed a very roundabout way to select a right old
duffer for Eurovision this year, and in that I mean the song, although you
could extend it to the poor singer. Three semi finals featured 30 songs and
this is what they ended up with. It’s not that it’s terrible, but it is
non-descript. Moran has earned the early nickname Ugly Betty. Personally I find
that a bit harsh, but she does look like the frumpy girl at school who’s tried
to sex herself up a bit for the end of year dance and hasn’t known where to
start. The frock is entirely ill-advised; it clings snugly to her hour-and-a-half-glass
figure whilst her neckline plunges to reveal a not un-proud bosom but the
overall effect is that she’s forgotten to zip up her cardigan. It puts me in
mind of the time Judy Finnegan’s boobs fell out in a TV award show. And the
specs! Honey, men don’t make passes at girls who wear (those) glasses! Given
her song, translating as Only For Him, is about her attempt to win over a man
it’s time she considered contact lenses, or at least something less associated
with Su Pollard. She’s got a voice, but frankly, the rest of it is a mess, and
I can’t see her going anywhere but home for an early bath.
My score: 3 points
Monty x
Harsh, and hardly anything about the song.Just about the look, styling and everything else except the song.It's a shame it's coming from you.
ReplyDeleteOne of your poorest reviews ever.
Well, as I said I can't really find much to say about the song, there's just not much to it for me. But we can't agree all the time; I hope it's all taken in the tongue-in-cheek way it's all meant :-)
ReplyDeleteMonty x
We can't agree all the time- that's the beauty of the contest,isn't it?
DeleteIf you don't like the song, you can say it in a very simple way. But from your review, it seems, that the look distracted you so much, you hardly even listened to the song.
Oh I did listen, but you've just identified what might be exactly her problem on the night with the televoters.
DeleteMonty x