Monty: we know who is rich (an who's a bitch). And we might tell you...

Dear OnEuropeans,

One of our esteemed readers has suggested that Jody and I have been too even-handed in our video punditry and would like to see us a little better-oiled and spilling the beans on just who is, and I quote, a complete c*nt. Well, do you realise just how expensive it is to get us that trolled in this country? But never fear, I have a cun*ing plan! What say we set up a get-us-pissed fund to ease all that bitching along? The more you give the more c*nts we'll name. That sounds like a good deal to me! 

It's a long list, mind you, you'll need to give very, very generously...

Monty x