Having just calmed down over the introduction of Beautiful Song, the Austrians then go and do something wonderful and promote Trackshittaz from 2nd last year to the Wieners this year (see what I did there?!)
OMG it's genius!
Not content with That piece of genius, someone has taught Jedward how to sing!! - and they have produced a half decent fist of a schlager song!!
Part of me wishes I was going to Baku-On-Sea, because the First Semi Final is shaping up to be a thing of beauty (in the sense that it could well be a massacre!!) - Austria, Cyprus, Denmark, Hungary, Iceland, Latvia, Montenegro, Greece, Ireland for starters - Dear me god there are going to be some casualties amongst that lot!!