Sunday 26 February 2012

Tere päevast peeps

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Riigiametnik, and you may remember me from such blogs as 'Oneurope 2011 - the carnage that was Düsseldorf', and 'Melvin the Happy Pixie'. OK, so I fibbed about the last one.

Anyways, I have been subtly persuaded by the good people of this website to do more undercover work for you, the discerning reader, in the Baku beyond: a city that is some 346 hours ahead of the rest of Europe. Some of you may think you know who I am. But you may be mistaken. But if you DO know who I am, then keep it a secret. After all, the BBC can do it when deciding who'll sing in Baku for the United Kingdom of Stuff.

So if you have any burning questions you want me to ask those fine performers in Baku, drop the website a line and we'll see what we can do.

I might even deign to drop a further post or two in the run up to Europe's favourite musical event.

Keep smiling! ;-)

R x

2 comments:

  1. Is that you, Roy? Surely someone of your journalistic calibre can tell us who's representing the UK this year? All 3 members of Atomic Kitten have denied any involvement today. Please tell me it's not John Barrowmaneater, or 'H' from Steps. Or the occasionally sober bird in Girls Aloud?

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  2. I know where Baku is! Next to the Caspian and pretty much stuck between Iran and their buddies in Russia

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