To Portugal's near neighbour. They haven't had much luck in recent years, in fact very little since 1969. A good dictator may be what they need, though I don't think Sasha Baron Cohen would fit the bill. I left reading the label on the brandy at this point "smooth with a hint of sweet raisins and vanilla". Well it's more interesting than the song or the isnger to be honest. yes it's a good long note but that doesn't win yoiu Eurovision these days, especially when the rest of the song is as dull as a Paella with no seafood...I'm reminded of Franco's deathbed conversation:
Franco: what's all that noise?
Advisor: it's the people they have come to say goodbye.
Franco: why? where are they going?
This is certainly going a need a little somethinbg to save it from a coffin on Saturday night.
Toto: I lika da Spanish girls. they gooda ina bed
Gigliola: I want to gibve her top mark. It's four out of ten is top?
Franko: no ten.Do you want to give her ten?
Gigliola: no four
Verdict: as much chance of winning as a rapid recovery in the Spanish economy