Sunday, 20 May 2012


Ok. Here we go again. Another Balkan ballad. Zejlko has form, this being his 4th such ballad in 8 years of Eurovision. It's sung well enough. Will you just sing something happy for once and give it a rest? I know your country has an unfortunate history but lay off the drippy enthic ballads. Do you hear the Germans enter songs about gassing people and mad dictators trying to take over the world? (Actually they did once in 1979 but at least it was camp). You need a slap with a wet fish and a good hard shag whichever gender is your preference.

Toto: I no lika da holiday in Yugoslavia

Gigliola: he's a nica.. I think

Verdict: pretty much guaranteed top ten in the final... sigh...

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