Well.. as live as you can get at our age!!!
My view of last night was:Croatia - Europe still loves him, even though he's still singing the same song as 8 years agoMacedonia - my god she can attack a songNetherlands - i knew those feathers would cost her a final placeMalta - bit disappointed, the staging was a bit of a messBelarus - should have stuck with AlyonaPortugal - was always making up the numbersUkraine - and i thought Joan would be wearing the most ridiculous headaddressBulgaria - useful draw for a toilet breakSlovenia - you shouldn't try to do a 'Serifovic' if you cant sing like SerifovicCroatia - you cant polish a turdSweden - was a bit shakyGeorgia - no, you really cant polish a turdTurkey - has clearly had lessons to reduce his 'annoyance' factorEstonia - oh, actually you can polish a turdSlovakia - would not qualify if they sent a team up of Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Madonna and AdeleNorway - is a very poor singer (and for BBC3 veiwers the answer is clearly gay)Bosnia - would qualify if they sent a donkey farting (and had a camera shot were it was really obvious she wasnt playing tyhe piano)Lithuania - using the most cringe-worthy gimmick in the history of ESC will get you the sympathy vote.It was also nice seeing the previous winners, even though it did raise some questions around how they actually won:Bilan - given he's such a doucheRybak - given he has the smuggest grin everLena - given how annoying a performer she isSerifovic - given she looks like the love child of Harry Potter and Rose West (surely she's out of the closet by now?)Ell and Nikki - given their song was so weak they decided to sing Abba
Stan that is the best comment of the year! Thank you so much, I absolutely love this! Monty x