Just before things got too messy last night (and they did by all accounts), our hosts with the most gave us some more views on what they thought of the second semi-final.
Croatia - Europe still loves him, even though he's still singing the same song as 8 years ago Macedonia - my god she can attack a song Netherlands - i knew those feathers would cost her a final place Malta - bit disappointed, the staging was a bit of a mess Belarus - should have stuck with Alyona Portugal - was always making up the numbers Ukraine - and i thought Joan would be wearing the most ridiculous headaddress Bulgaria - useful draw for a toilet break Slovenia - you shouldn't try to do a 'Serifovic' if you cant sing like Serifovic Croatia - you cant polish a turd Sweden - was a bit shaky Georgia - no, you really cant polish a turd Turkey - has clearly had lessons to reduce his 'annoyance' factor Estonia - oh, actually you can polish a turd Slovakia - would not qualify if they sent a team up of Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Madonna and Adele Norway - is a very poor singer (and for BBC3 veiwers the answer is clearly gay) Bosnia - would qualify if they sent a donkey farting (and had a camera shot were it was really obvious she wasnt playing tyhe piano) Lithuania - using the most cringe-worthy gimmick in the history of ESC will get you the sympathy vote.
It was also nice seeing the previous winners, even though it did raise some questions around how they actually won:
Bilan - given he's such a douche Rybak - given he has the smuggest grin ever Lena - given how annoying a performer she is Serifovic - given she looks like the love child of Harry Potter and Rose West (surely she's out of the closet by now?) Ell and Nikki - given their song was so weak they decided to sing Abba
My view of last night was:
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Macedonia - my god she can attack a song
Netherlands - i knew those feathers would cost her a final place
Malta - bit disappointed, the staging was a bit of a mess
Belarus - should have stuck with Alyona
Portugal - was always making up the numbers
Ukraine - and i thought Joan would be wearing the most ridiculous headaddress
Bulgaria - useful draw for a toilet break
Slovenia - you shouldn't try to do a 'Serifovic' if you cant sing like Serifovic
Croatia - you cant polish a turd
Sweden - was a bit shaky
Georgia - no, you really cant polish a turd
Turkey - has clearly had lessons to reduce his 'annoyance' factor
Estonia - oh, actually you can polish a turd
Slovakia - would not qualify if they sent a team up of Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Madonna and Adele
Norway - is a very poor singer (and for BBC3 veiwers the answer is clearly gay)
Bosnia - would qualify if they sent a donkey farting (and had a camera shot were it was really obvious she wasnt playing tyhe piano)
Lithuania - using the most cringe-worthy gimmick in the history of ESC will get you the sympathy vote.
It was also nice seeing the previous winners, even though it did raise some questions around how they actually won:
Bilan - given he's such a douche
Rybak - given he has the smuggest grin ever
Lena - given how annoying a performer she is
Serifovic - given she looks like the love child of Harry Potter and Rose West (surely she's out of the closet by now?)
Ell and Nikki - given their song was so weak they decided to sing Abba
Stan that is the best comment of the year! Thank you so much, I absolutely love this! Monty x
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