Franko: now it's not often I say this, but i love the French entry. I know they try very desperately to recreate the homo-erotic overtones of the video (albeit with a little more modesty) but the song ticks all my boxes. Stage acrobatics help distinctly for a song like this, though gym was never quite like that when I was at school....
Toto: I lika da dance song. I produca her?
Gigliola: I don't understand
Franko: never mind Gigliola
Verdict: my endorsement unbdoubtedly means it's doomed. Not a prayer on Saturday